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| User: | viscousadmirer (1942650) Wasting words on lowercases and capitals.
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| Name: | Maria Hunto is my spanish name. | |||||
| Website: | predictable, much? | |||||
| Location: | QUAINT SUBURBIA, North Carolina, United States | |||||
| Birthdate: | 1988-05-22 | |||||
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| AOL IM: |  marytothex (Add Buddy, Send Message) | |||||
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| Bio: |  Why, I'm pretty crunk myself, actually. There's this old saying: "Don't judge a book by its cover." Well, I think that saying is actually a metaphor, not just regarding books, but people. Yes! It may seem like an odd interpretation, but I feel it applies to me. I may appear to be your average, wholesome white girl, but in reality, I'm a bitch-smakin, crib-robbin, coke-lovin gangster. The fact of the matter is, I'm a thug. I basically sell lots of drugs and do several drive-bys. I've killed a man just to watch him die, but I'm so cold-blooded that I drove away before I could witness his death. Yeah...and I condone illegal gambling! I do! And I pay hookers money in exchange for sexual gratification. Oh, yeah, that's how I roll, g. See, people don't realize this because I'm also an excellent actress. I also like Kevin Pollak. | |||||
| Memories: | 20 entries | |||||
| Interests: | 88: aaron burr, accents, adorable video games, america's next top model, andrew bird, animal collective, apparently english & polisci, baba ganouj, bagel chips, barry white, best week ever, bubble tea, buttsecks., carbohydrates, cheesy 80's pop songs, cheesy poses, chuck palahniuk, deeees nuuuuts, degrassi, dexy's midnight runners, dinosaur pens, dis ney, dorky people like webcomics..., dragon-men, duke lacrosse, exotic dancers, exotic pets, furby skin rugs, furryville animals, generic livejournal interests, glasses, hands, high fives, hippos, hufu, hula hello kitty, infomercials, iron and wine, islands, jewish people, jumping up and/or down, katamari damacy, koala cookies, kurt vonnegut, lazytownnn, linguistics majors, mein fuhrer(not hitler), minus the bear, mittens, music, my baby daddy, national geographic (pre-1985), ncsu i guess, nickelodeon, ninjas, not getting pregnant, obviously your mom, of montreal, panda hats, paper mario, pi, pie, pirates, power rangers vs. jedis, pretentious literature, project runway, pwning n00bz, r. kelly, robots, sexual euphemisms, shaggy hair?, shaking fists menacingly, spacealiens, stan lee's parents, sufjan stevens, sufjan stevens' parents, the california raisins, the color green, the mathematics of cunninlingus, the no-pants dance, trend spoooooooooting, underwater basket weaving, unicorns, va jay jay, wal-mart bras, why?, working technology, yo-yo watches | |||||
| Schools: | None listed | |||||
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| Account type: | Basic Account | |||||
